So this year we took a 3 day trip to Chrleston and on the way back home we stopped at Chick-fil-a for food. I was sitting with my friend Christian and my now ex boyfriend. Christian decided to be an annoying fuck. So he starts saying have you seen Eleanor pick her nose using 3 fingers? And I just lost it and shouted THE ONLY TIME I USE 3 FINGERS IS WHEN I MASTURBATE. Right there in the middle of a Chick-fil-a. It is the most shameful as well as the greatest moment of my life.
ok, NON CHOIR STORY BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED. I met Jack after a show in November and we hugged (I'd been outside for over an hour and it was freezing so as I remember it he was warm) and then took a picture and then I left because there were other people waiting and stuff. I took the hoodie I was wearing that night to a football game and I REALIZED THAT THE LEFT SHOULDER (where he was during the picture) SMELLED DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF IT AND IT SMELLED NICE AND SIGH WHOOPS /creep
Amanda Bynes appears in New York City court on drug charges
Oh my god. Amanda, please. STAHP.
YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM ME AND THAT’S MY NAME I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME OMFG
Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:
- You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw
- absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
also a pro: being able to angrily yell yeehaw at the top of your lungs in public places whenever your child misbehaves
i don't know man! i would have had to have been pregnant with them all in one year. and i mean my first year of life
tag, your it. tell us ten random facts about yourself, and if you want, pass this on to ten other blogs
- i’m tired
- i don’t wanna go to bed do u see my problem
- my hair is brown
- so are my eyes
- i think if i was a boy my parents would have named me kyle
- i ripped the shirt that i wore to see atl in october but i can’t throw it away because it has been touched by band members
- i’m listening to my trntbl rn it’s quite nice i must have very good taste
- i want a puppy buy me one please
- my birthday is july 19 mark your calendars everyone
- i’m done bye
one time when i was 14 i was at the mall with some friends ad decided to look at bras in macy's. my friends sat on this bench thing and were like taking selfies and shit. so the lady who was helping me asked if the were my kids.
oh my goD WHAT HOW EVEN
also on tour, basically everyone was drunk at some point (or at several points) so on like the first night i went up to this friend-ish dude and he like kissed me so first kiss woo? like it was just a peck and then he went about his business but i was like wat (also a week later he was chilling with my crew and i was like casually playing with his hair (no reason, i promise) and he was like IDK WHAT YOUR PLANS ARE BUT THAT WILL EVENTUALLY MAKE ME HORNY so i stopped because awk but yeah